Wednesday, June 29, 2016
This week, The Discovery Channel is hosting it's most famous programming event of each year, Shark Week. I've been a fan from Day 1, so I'm always in the mood for quality shark programming this time of year.
Yes, I just used the phrase "quality shark programming" in a sentence. I defy you to find that anywhere else.
I came across this gem yesterday thanks to Spotify. The album is called Off The Deep End: A Musical Tribute to Jaws by a group called the Shark Alley Hobos, a San Fransisco-based band that obviously has an affection for the best shark movie ever made. Here you will find tongue-in-cheek ballads and lyrics all related to Jaws. Some songs are even from the point of view of the characters.
I've been a fan of "nerdcore" music for some time now, and this Jaws-based effort is a delight. I'm happy to have found it and to share it with you here.
To learn more about the Shark Alley Hobos and purchase the album for yourself, visit their Web site.
"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!"
Monday, June 27, 2016
Water Wiggle! Try not to get whipped and maimed by this thing.
In the same vein, and perhaps slightly less malicious, is the Fun Fountain. A more tame alternative to the Water Wiggle, this still could be traumatizing for those with a pathological fear of clowns.
Then again, if you prefer to live dangerously, what's more harrowing in your backyard during the summer months than ye olde Slip 'N' Slide?
Of course, not all summertime toys are water-related. Relive the simple fun of the classic Frisbee!
Here is WHAM-O's Super Balloon. I don't know if I recall anyone in my neighborhood having one of these, and I have a hard time imagining that users didn't get bored with this after five minutes. Feel free to prove me wrong in the comments!
Lastly, an all-time classic toy I've never been able to master for very long--the hula hoop!
Of course, all of these pale in comparison to everyone's childhood favorite--Log!
Now get away from whatever screen you're reading this on and GO OUT AND PLAY! IT'S SUMMER!
Friday, May 27, 2016
Happy Memorial Day Weekend! I hope you have a safe and happy one. Start the Summer of 2016 right with these fun links!
The Discovery Channel kicks off Shark Week earlier than ever this year, starting Sunday, June 26th through Sunday, July 3rd. Here's the lineup!
This year marks the 30th anniversary of the Gen-X movie classic Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The city of Chicago celebrated in style by recreating the most famous scenes from the movie in real life. Sweet!
Many viewers, including me, are mourning the death of yet another beloved character from the HBO hit series Game of Thrones this week. But what exactly caused this to happen? A theoretical physicist makes the case for how this tragedy was sealed years beforehand.
How does your current mobile phone plan stack up to CellularOne's plan from back in the late 80s? Crunch the numbers and find out!
Your favorite band and mine, The Monkees, release their latest album today! Check it out!
Finally, Golden Girls pins. They're a thing.
Have a great holiday weekend! Remember those who sacrificed their lives for our country.
Friday, May 6, 2016
Hi everyone! I don't have much time, or links, today, so I'll make this short and sweet.
As you can see from the graphic above, this Saturday is Free Comic Book Day! I may not be able to make it this year because reasons, but you be sure to head on out to your local comic shop and pick up this year's crop of great free comics! And be sure to buy something while you're there and keep your comic shop afloat! Find the shop nearest you here!
According to the Washington Post, millenials are not eating cereal because they're too lazy to wash the dishes afterwards. If this is true, we will be easy pickins' for our forthcoming alien overlords.
A man named Billy Mitchell claims to be the "Neil Armstrong of Pac-Man" because he was the first person to win a perfect score. He also famously won a perfect score in Donkey Kong. To say the man is proud of his accomplishments is quite the understatement!
In 1978, Ringo Starr had his own TV variety special. It is, according to Ultimate Classic Rock, everything you'd expect from a late '70s TV variety special starring Ringo Starr. Check it out, if you have the stomach for it!
Finally, if you're a fan of horror movies, particularly Japanese horror, this is your lucky year. A movie is arriving this year that pits the girl from The Ring against the mom from The Grudge. It's like King King vs Godzilla or Freddy vs Jason, but with dead Japanese ladies!
Have a great weekend! Go get some free comics! And don't forget Mom this year! Happy Mother's Day! Exclamation points!