Remember When I Used to Post McDonalds Commercials?

McDonald's material used to be a mainstay here at the blog, but Mac Tonight aside, I haven't done too much the last year or so.  They've proven popular in the past, so let's give it a (sesame seed) roll!

For my first entry, I have just four words to say: "Quack quack waddle waddle!"



In this one, when the dad brings home dinner for everyone, it's his way of saying, "Your new babysitter is also your new second mommy.  Don't worry, your first mommy isn't going anywhere; we'll be one big happy family!"



Happy Meal flying saucers were awesome!



Finally, this clip proves that Beethoven was the first McDonalds jingle writer.



You deserve a break today!

Tuesday's Forgotten TV: No Ordinary Family

It's time once again to focus on a forgotten/neglected/overlooked feast for the eyes and ears, as is proper for a Tuesday.  My selection today, I believe, certainly qualifies, even though it's a TV series that is technically still on the air--if only for one more week.

No Ordinary Family is an ABC network series starring Michael Chiklis (The Commish, The Shield) and Julie Benz (Desperate Housewives, Dexter) as Jim and Stephanie Powell, two earnest parents of teen daughter Daphne and son J.J.  As the series opens, the family is growing apart and in a state of malaise, until a trip to Brazil for Stephanie's scientific research job bestows super powers to the entire brood.  Jim gets super stength and invulnerability, Stephanie super speed, Daphne the ability to read minds, and J.J. becomes super smart. In a series about super heroes, however, there are bound to be super villians, who seem to come out of nowhere, until the mystery as to their origin becomes clearer as the season progresses.

Ratings for the season started out OK, at least well enough that ABC ordered a full 22-episode season early on.  However, tough competition from NCIS, American Idol, and The Biggest Loser wore the ratings down, and the season was shortened from 22 to 20 episodes.  Although there is no official word on the future of the series from ABC, signs all but confirm the show's demise.  Chiklis and Benz are already signed on to pilots for CBS (although they have the option to back out if Family is picked up), and the most recent first-run episode aired this past Saturday night at 10, a funeral knell if there ever was one for a show's cancellation.

I find it a shame that the series couldn't last beyond the first season.  Although the writing wasn't perfect (scripts sometimes took awkward turns to advance certain plot points), the quality really kicked into high gear the last couple of months, as viewers learned more about the conspiracy behind the source of the super powers.  I'm very curious to see what they could have done going forward.  Alas, it looks not to be.

Thanks to the magic of the Internet (don't tell me it's science, it's magic, people!), you can still catch some episodes of the series on ABC's Web site in preparation of the season (series?) finale next Tuesday, April 5th.  Please give it a try if you can.

For more overlooked A/V masterpieces, click here.  Thanks!

The Incredible Hulk as Pitchman

Considering the Incredible Hulk is so, well, maladjusted, you'd think he wouldn't be the first choice for a commercial product endorser.  However, you would be wrong.  Although perhaps not in the same tier as Superman and Batman when it comes to commercial appearances, he's had his share of product plugging.

Here he is for an inflatable RC-controlled figure featuring his likeness.



And also for Kid Power sneakers.



The Hulkster seems especially favored in countries other than the US.  Here he is in a strange Spanish-language commercial for a cell phone company.  That is none other than the great Lou Ferrigno reprising the role that made him famous.  If anyone can tell me what country this aired in, please let me know in the comments section.



Here is a commercial for a Dutch-made candy.  Ironically, the punchline of this commercial has come true to life in the Hulk's original medium of comic books.  Comic geeks out there know what I mean.



Here's Lou again in a Canadian commercial for financial services company AGF.  Please forgive the long intro to this clip.



Finally, here's the Hulk in...oh sorry, wrong Hulk!



HULK SMASH!

NBC's One to Grow On

I've decided this blog just isn't, well, educational enough.  I should impart some life lessons for you to reflect upon throughout the day.  I'll remedy that situation right now, with help from a series of lessons called One to Grow On.

One to Grow On was a series of short public service lessons that aired interstitionally during NBC's Saturday morning children's programs during the 80s, starring various NBC primetime actors.  Take a look.  Thanks!

Tuesday's Forgotten TV: The Tortellis

Cheers remains one of the most beloved and popular TV sitcoms in history, even 20 years after it's departure from the first run airwaves.  It was immediately followed by Frasier, which aired an equal number of years on NBC to critical and viewer acclaim.  It's quite possibly the most successful spinoff TV series in history.

But it wasn't the first Cheers spinoff.

That designation belongs to The Tortellis, starring longtime character actor Dan Hedaya* as Nick Tortelli, the ex-husband of Cheers barmaid Carla.  The Tortellis chronicled Nick's life in Las Vegas, with his new bride, ditzy blonde Loretta, played by Jean Kasem.  To be honest, it wasn't a great series, and the audience agreed--it only lasted 13 episodes in the fall of 1987.  Still, it's notable for being a spinoff of a series as revered as Cheers and preceding an equally revered spinoff.  Not great, but certainly forgotten.

Here is the series pilot.  Thanks!

Be sure to check out other forgotten and overlooked movies and TV here.





*I actually met Dan Hedaya back in the fall of 1996 when I was an intern at a local TV station in Philadelphia.  He wasn't exactly Mr. Sociable!

St. Patrick's Day Forgotten Film Extra: Hear My Song

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!  In honor of this day and my Irish heritage, I'm discussing a Forgotten Film extra, the 1991 movie Hear My Song.

The film revolves around a young Irish man named Mickey, who runs a nightclub featuring some questionable "talent," such as a singer named Frank Cinatra--yes, Cinatra with a "C" instead of an "S". (A nightclub employee asks Mickey, "Who's next--Bing Crosby with a K?")  When he almost loses his club and his longtime girlfriend (to whom he's been noncommittal), he leaves his town on a search for a big name act that can save his club and his relationship--real life Irish tenor Josef Locke, who disappeared decades before after being charged with tax evasion.  Will Mickey find the elusive Locke, and if so, will Locke agree to save Mickey's club, and in turn his life?

The film relies a lot on the stereotypes of Irish characters with quirks and hardcore drinking habits, but they are used more as a tribute to those qualties rather than a condemnation of them.  And if you're looking for a sober look at Irish life and politics, watch The Crying Game or In The Name of the Father instead.  This movie is pure froth, and delightful froth at that.  I highly recommend this fun, romantic, funny, and sentimental film.  You can watch the entire film below, or you can watch it directly on YouTube here.  Slainte!

WE MAKE! HOLES IN TEETH!

Back in the day,* the makers of Crest toothpaste warned us Generation Xers against the dangers of not brushing our teeth, or at least the dangers of not using their product to do it, lest we fall prey to those monstrous molar marauders--THE CAVITY CREEPS!  See for yourself.  Remember the terror!  Remember the horror!  Remember the bicuspids!






Who knew the Cavity Creeps were pilots?


Looking back, I'm impressed by the character design used in these commercials.  It's tight and detailed, much like a dramatic comic strip or Classics Illustrated comic book, as opposed to a more "cartoony" style.

The Creeps, of course, are not to be confused with ABC's "Yuck Mouth."

Thanks!

*(the phrase "back in the day," unless otherwise indicated, refers to the late 70s/early 80s of my youth)