Thursday, November 4, 2010
And Now, A Public Service Announcement...
...from The Society to Let Everyone Know That God Hates Mopes.
God Hates Mopes!
Don’t support the lifestyle choice that depressives and sad-sacks choose to choose for their lifestyles!
Sad people wilt our crops!
Their tears deplete our precious bodily fluids, and lead to unnecessary shortages of the sports drinks WE ALL NEED to keep those fluids topped off!
Their medicines and headshrinking deplete our pocketbooks and wallets, if we’re men who don’t carry purses…the way mopey men sometimes do!
Look at them just moping over there! God Hates Mopes!
The Society to Let Everyone Know That God Hates Mopes Approves of This Message.
Courtesy of Todd Mason and the Sweet Freedom blog. Read about this PSA there.
The public service announcement you just read is an act of satire. In the event of an actual PSA, stay tuned to this frequency for official information, news, or instructions. This was only a test. God really does hate mopes, though. So don't be one.